K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I love having hate sex.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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