alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You were trust falling into bushes
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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