dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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