drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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