New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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