we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I could fuck to npr.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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