Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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