I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
so let's talk penis.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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