I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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