I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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