God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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