found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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