Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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