I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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