sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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