Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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