wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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