will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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