so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
tell me about the fingering
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