she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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