Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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