Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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