ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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