Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Terrible idea I love it
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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