Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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