I want to stick my p in your. b.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Send help, water and tortillas.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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