he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
