yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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