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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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