Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
