You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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