Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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