just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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