We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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