Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
he's gonorrhea incarnate
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
