**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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