he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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