at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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