just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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