I think I died a long time ago.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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