He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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