I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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