I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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