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i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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