Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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