Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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