Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
he puts the penis in happiness.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We need to rekindle our bromance
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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