he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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