Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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