Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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