dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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