why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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