why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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