The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
