Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Randomize