So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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