I must be too annoying 4 u.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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