Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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