Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
